"perfect shape: hong kong's most effective slimming centre."
- perfect shape campaign
what is wrong with these people?? i received a call from perfect shape yesterday afternoon by a girl who sounded not a day over 12. her first question to me was whether or not i was heavier than 110 pounds. for a laugh, i replied i was and she proceeded to ask me which part of my body was covered in the most fat. (obviously my age or height were of no relevance whatsoever.) maybe i didn't like my belly, or my thighs? surely something needed improving, she prodded? i told her thank you but that i did not think i was over-weight in any way. what, no bye-bye (wings) or pager (lower back) flesh? surely i had an inkling of self-loathing? maybe i wanted to come up and be checked anyway, just to be sure? or maybe i wanted a complimentary facial? SERIOUSLY. what has our world come to?!?!